Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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