So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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