It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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