Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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