: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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