So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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