She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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