Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I'm getting married
To pizza
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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