I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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