You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
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Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
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You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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