I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
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I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
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He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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