So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
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your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
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this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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