yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
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