is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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