brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
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