You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Randomize
