I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
Randomize
