hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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