Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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