i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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