So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
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I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
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The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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