I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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