dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Dear god my vagina.
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