Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
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