Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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