we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
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