I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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