You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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