I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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