i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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