you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
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Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
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He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
The struggles of a small town man whore
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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