He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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