i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
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i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
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On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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