What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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