Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Randomize
