There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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