she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
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Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
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He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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