Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
cat food counts as protein by the way
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
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