My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
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