He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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