You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
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omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
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He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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