he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
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Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
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Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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