So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Randomize
