that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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