I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
There r osticjed everywhere
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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