He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Boobs are out for the taking
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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