you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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