D3 body, D1 cock
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
I don't think brook has ever known best
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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