Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
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I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
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How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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