Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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