Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
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I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
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She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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