Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
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can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
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I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
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