Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
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I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
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So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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