She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
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idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
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We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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