we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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