I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?