Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant

(1-610): View more from Pennsylvania

he should get drunk with us

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(870): View more from Arkansas

just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.

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(913): View more from Kansas

Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...

(1-913): View more from Kansas

What?!

(913): View more from Kansas

Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!

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(646): View more from New York

i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation

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(912): View more from Georgia

I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.

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(479): View more from Arkansas

I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.

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(940): View more from Texas

I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?

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(613): View more from Ontario

What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies

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