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• (757): View more from Virginia

  hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood

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  no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles

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• (416): View more from Ontario

  He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.

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• (305): View more from Florida

  I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.

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• (516): View more from New York

  Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states

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• (425): View more from Washington

  My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  I said "one day" and that day is not today

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