her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
