craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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