Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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