Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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