addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Randomize
